Chapter 1 : Attracting a Woman

Since the dawn of time, men have looked for ways to attract the fairer sex. We have come a long way since the caveman days, of clubbing a woman over the head, and dragging her home by the hair. (Well most of us have) Don’t be fooled however. It was much simpler back in those historic days. Now the game of attraction has become very complicated and complex. But fear not, for I have discovered the secret to success! (Well it’s not much of a secret). It is simply summed up in one word: Confidence. Yes guys, you too can get the lady of your dreams! But you have to know what to look for and when to look for it. For example: Some women may find you attractive one day but not others, depending on what they're looking for that particular day. If she's just looking for an exciting partner for the night, a woman might choose someone completely different from the guy she'd like to have a relationship with.

Women may look for a real “Buff Guy" for the fling, even though in the long term they'd rather have someone they can really talk to and communicate with. Not to say you shouldn’t keep in shape, so put down that bag of Doritos and keep listening. While confidence is the key, once you get the door open you need to find a good way to keep it open. One of the best ways I have found is sweet talk. Guys never under estimate the value of a few sweet nothings whispered in an ear. For now though, let’s explore how to go about attracting that special someone. As I mentioned confidence is key, but there are other things that play a role. An important one is Perception. View this scenario. A good looking guy drives by in a Porsche. He honks at a girl walking by. She sees the car, assumes he has money, and is successful, so she waves back. Now, same guy, on the bus. The bus rolls by, he waves and whistles from the bus. The girl hollers some obscenity back, and is insulted. The difference? Perception.

For the most part people don’t believe successful people take the bus. On a deeper level, do you think a girl wants to go out on a date with a guy who doesn’t have his own transportation? Of course some will, but to actually attract a girl, trying to do it from public transportation is not going to cut it. Next is Appearance. The statement “The Clothes Make the Man” is not far from the truth. Think about it. It has been told to me, that most women know within minutes if they will sleep with a guy. With those kind of odds, do you think it should be left to chance? If they decide that fast, then appearance obviously plays a big part. That means no baggy clothes guys. Shirt (tucked in), nice pants, shoes, hair combed, the whole nine yards. I know this seems simple guys, but many of us miss this stuff.

 For most of you it’s just a review, but we need to help out our fellow man! So on to the sweet nothings. Words have such power guys, but you need to be careful. There is a fine line between cheesy and good. Cheesy will get you a drink in your face, or possibly get you slapped. Use common sense here. Lines like “ Hey baby, are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day” Are not , I repeat ARE NOT good things to say. You may think these are clever, but you’d be wrong. That is actually one of the worst pick up lines ever. Some examples of not to says are :


You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.

Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.


If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

These will not only cause the woman to be repulsed, it will make you sound utterly stupid in the meantime. I am going to list a few examples of better things to say. Feel free to be creative, but these will get you started.

If I had but one minute left to live, I would spend it with you, for when I am with you, time has no meaning.


Stars that shine with all their brightness are but mere specks compared to your lovely eyes.

Now these may not get you all the way there, but they will get you a better start. They will make the ladies think you are semi intellectual, and if you are dressed well, as previously mentioned, you are off to a good start.